i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude